dignitea:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

filibutt:

oopsspilledmymusic:

meet-my-nonexistent-cats:

what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said “like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan” and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before” and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell.

time to go to bed

with Satan

(Source: quiescent-anhedonia)

Stages of friendship.

Stage 1: writing like a formal essay. All grammar mistakes must be eliminated.
Stage 2: capitalization can occasionally be forgotten, mistakes can pass without self-drama.
Stage 3: when texting will sometimes use texting lingo like lol and smileys.
Stage 4: type so fast you don't notice mistakes.
Stage 5: all caps or no caps, what is English, only your partner can understand the secret code.

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internetexplorers:

im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

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